The drunk-dial about the "bomb-ass house"

Holy shit dogs - ok - so I spent the begining of this week getting ready for my trip to Michigan (for a house hunting trip). Dispite the preparation, I planed the trip so well that some how I spaced my flight schedual. Like an idiot I showed up for an 8:35am Wednesday May 16th insdeed of 8:35am Tuesday May 15th. Fuck. One hundred dollers in sur/cancelation charges later I'm back on my way to Michigan (a day late). Fuck.

So when I get here I call up my dad, I say: "Papa, It's Raven, yo."

Dad says: "OMG whats wrong.'

Ii say: "Nothing homes, just found a bomb ass place is all."

Dad says: "sick bro." and that was the end of that conversation.



Unrelated, this is the building I work in:

Finally

It's on to the third and final round in the trifecta-melee that is my finals week, and I'm like, "uuuck." That's right - it's so bad I can't even pronounce the 'f.' So far its finals-1, raven-1. All tied up.

The last 48 hours have been intense so I'm not really feelin' it, but watch for some "Bruce-isms" in the next few days because last weekend was all kinds of crazy.

I'll raise yah

... I'll raise you some officially licenced spf 30.

List Price: $7.99

That's right race fans, avoid getting sun burn on the back of your neck with all new Race Face. NASCAR lanyard not included; results may vary; side effects include diarrhea, nose bleed, and in some cases - mild irritation and rash. Women who are pregnant should not use Race Face.

Worms Attack!

I Downloaded the Worms arcade game for the xBox 360 yesterday. The jist of the game is, small cute worms use big guns/explosives to kill other worms. Winning involes as much stratigery and skill as it does dumb luck. Also as far as I can tell, when the little guys do talk they speak a high-pitched mix of German/Italian. It's a total riot!

Turn your lights on, more NASCAR crap

I give you the #99 Carl Edwards NASCAR Lamp. With its full color image of driver and car, this a 18 inch tall table lamp with a chrome base and metal body is sure to complement any NASCAR fan's den, familly room, bedroom, or office.

After Dan's coffee maker, and Justin's crock pot we've narrowed it down to the coolest NASCAR gear available today.