Monday, October 29, 2007
My First Time
So Saturday was my first time ever buying women’s underwear. It wasn’t nearly as difficult as I thought it would be – what’s more, it totally went smoother by my self versus with my new lady friend.
For the ladies, keep in mind, when I say it went smoother, I mean what took “us” two hours to find one thing only took me three minutes to pick out on my own. For the dudes reading this – I totally owned that shit – and I felt like a baller doing it. Fuck yeah!
What else is there to say really? I mean, I totally thought about what I wanted to get her, walked into the store, knew what size I needed (good thing I wrote it down though), took a quick look around, found something that looked sexy, selected the “size 2/small” as what was written on my small note of paper, and brought it to the register. Finally I took special care to use my Visa – as cash would have clearly delayed the check out process (read dumb blonde at the register/those fast food-visa commercials).
Everything said and done, my special lady friend was the hit of the party. Mad peoples were talking about how good she was looking.
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