Local SUV Out of Gas

Thursday night Kristin Rogers, a young twenty something female found her self stranded on the side of the road in her Ford Explorer SUV. The female had pulled over off the main street after her vehicle “mysteriously stopped working.” Further investigation would later lead Rogers to believe the problem was an empty gas tank and that this was not her fault but the fault of rising gas prices, the war in Iraq, and passenger Raven Rotsaert.

Rogers contested that had it not been for Rotsaert she never would have driven that night in the first place and thus not ran out of gas. “If [Rotsaert] had given better directions and we didn’t have to make that one u-turn we’d of made it to a gas station,” said Rogers. When asked to comment on these accusations Rotsaert was reported to say: “Whatever.”

After making a few phone calls, a friend with a gas can rescued the two travelers, delivering the precious gallon needed to make it the nearest fill station just a few city blocks away. The rescuer was reported to have been laughing hysterically at Rogers stating, “I told you to get gas, HA HA HA, your gas light’s been on for days!”