Tuesday, April 14, 2009

numbers 0 through 9

I was filling out a personally intrusive health questionnaire for a new dentist I've been recommended to. Typically on most of these things you can just answer with N/A because even if you do have jondus, what does that have to do with flossing. This particular list of questions was odd because they were all worded kinda funny, like - "Do you or have you ever had tooth pain and how often?" Ummmm.... N/A?

One of the easier questions was: "What number of beverages containing alcohol do you consume per week?"

Well, as a matter of fact, this one contains numbers 0 through 9.

3 comments:

milkman said...

"This answer box is insufficiently wide to accept the total number of alcoholic beverages I consume each week."

That's a pretty good answer.

Justin Short said...

Do your number ice cubes fit inside your ice shot glasses?

Justin Short said...

You're dangerously approaching a month without blogging.